Straight To NEPTUNE!
Hello, fellow Aliens! Guess were I traveled to.... our beloved NEPTUNE! Now, I know Neptune has already been discovered, but i'll bet you 10 alien dollars that you have never heard of this before! Anyway, on to the story...
I was walking on the cold floor of Neptune when I came upon a castle.... no ordinary castle though, this one was made completely of blue, cold, 60 foot tall ice (I know what your thinking "Elsa?", no, it was DEFINITELY not Elsa!)! I approached the 60ft ice castle and pushed at the cold, heavy ice doors for 5 minutes straight until it even budged! I walked/slipped across the room and came across an archway, which slipped me across the room so I balanced before a sparkling pit (oh gee, how wonderful that was for me... I almost plunged right through it by accident!), I felt it had to be tested to see if it was safe enough to even have set foot in the mysterious castle! Anyway, I grabbed an icicle off the archway behind me, and threw it into the pit (how carless of me! Poor icicle :))...
I jumped and fell on the floor in a sitting position as cute little block figures appeared surrounding the pit, I mean, it just went *poof* and they were there! I stood there in the exact position for 10 minutes, my face radiating the perfect example of what someone who was awed would look like. I totally didn't notice the little blocky figures muttering gibberish in front of me until one came to face me and asked me "blah blah blah?", I didn't know what it was saying, and there were little curious blocks now staring at me, so I made the intelligent response of "uhhhhh...... ummmmm....?". I decided to call these little creatures Block-it's. Suddenly, a little button that said "Subtitles" appeared above the sparkling pit in midair, just in reach for me to stand on my tip-toes and press it. The little block-it's suddenly had words beneath them, and I finally understood what they were trying to ask me, which was "Why have you come here?", I did not make an immediate response, but after staring at the subtitles for some long seconds I muttered "to explore...". The little blocks stared at me in confusion, like they were scientists trying to figure out a fascinating, yet unexplainable question, and I was the question.
I was walking on the cold floor of Neptune when I came upon a castle.... no ordinary castle though, this one was made completely of blue, cold, 60 foot tall ice (I know what your thinking "Elsa?", no, it was DEFINITELY not Elsa!)! I approached the 60ft ice castle and pushed at the cold, heavy ice doors for 5 minutes straight until it even budged! I walked/slipped across the room and came across an archway, which slipped me across the room so I balanced before a sparkling pit (oh gee, how wonderful that was for me... I almost plunged right through it by accident!), I felt it had to be tested to see if it was safe enough to even have set foot in the mysterious castle! Anyway, I grabbed an icicle off the archway behind me, and threw it into the pit (how carless of me! Poor icicle :))...
I jumped and fell on the floor in a sitting position as cute little block figures appeared surrounding the pit, I mean, it just went *poof* and they were there! I stood there in the exact position for 10 minutes, my face radiating the perfect example of what someone who was awed would look like. I totally didn't notice the little blocky figures muttering gibberish in front of me until one came to face me and asked me "blah blah blah?", I didn't know what it was saying, and there were little curious blocks now staring at me, so I made the intelligent response of "uhhhhh...... ummmmm....?". I decided to call these little creatures Block-it's. Suddenly, a little button that said "Subtitles" appeared above the sparkling pit in midair, just in reach for me to stand on my tip-toes and press it. The little block-it's suddenly had words beneath them, and I finally understood what they were trying to ask me, which was "Why have you come here?", I did not make an immediate response, but after staring at the subtitles for some long seconds I muttered "to explore...". The little blocks stared at me in confusion, like they were scientists trying to figure out a fascinating, yet unexplainable question, and I was the question.